So

I totes thought Corinne was this lady standing in front of me when I was buying my wham record and I was so fucking excited that I didn’t notice the lady wasn’t Corinne and tapped her on the shoulder and said “isn’t this great!?” and good god that lady was a great sport because I was so shocked that she wasn’t Corinne that i just stopped talking.

So lady, if you’re out there, I’m sorry for ruining your night with wham and making you think I’m fucking crazy